During these tough economic times, it's important to remain not only calm, but smart. A lot of companies, family members and friends are offering advice to help each of us navigate through this recession. Some might suggest purchasing a house or others might advise you to keep investing in the market, etc. While all of these suggestions might seem like important and logical first steps in securing a stable financial future, there is another way.
Vending Machines
Vending is a multi-billion dollar industry, and growing. Each year a few people* are killed by vending machines in failed attempts to get their stuck product out of a machine built like a safe. And for what? To spend more money on a product they could have purchased at Target or the grocery store for half the price? Convenience because we are too lazy to walk across the street to the store?
Say no to Vending Machines!
1 Vending Machine Pepsi, 20oz = $1 - $3 (depending on the location)
6 pack of Pepsi at Target, $2.99
Please do you part and support me in stricking against the vending machine empire. We can't afford to lose more money. If you're sitting on the fence with this issue, here are some quick facts which may help in making your decission.
Quick facts:
Every 4 hours someone is crushed by a vending machine
Every 2 seconds a quarter is eaten by a vending machine (Skynet!)
Every 2 min a vending machine eats a dollar
Every sec a vending machines eats a baby seal
Say no to Vending Machines!
*All males
Or, here's another idea:
ReplyDeleteDon't eat from vending machines. everything in there is gross.
just an idea.
Nice blog Camerones... how do vending machines kill baby seals?
ReplyDeletewashington state ferries should eliminate those vending machines.....way to dangerous after reading this post. thanks for the info.
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff. This has nothing to do with your post, but have you gone to despair.com? They have all sorts of funny demotivators, it's pretty funny. Worth a look.
ReplyDeleteI think you are taking the wrong approach, we need to get our OWN vending machines. We should place a vending machine in every LDS church building. We would be rich!! And we could pay all our tithing in dimes....
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